Q: Which one of my five red-blooded all-american mother-lovin' apple-pie eatin' ford-drivin' boys will show 'em all who is really "king of the road" in the heart of american car country today? If you like, feel free to choose one of them two guys that drive for my "other team" (yates) - even the one with the funny ferrin' sounding name. my boys will beat them ferrin' cars my boys will leave 'em seein' stars my fords will win no matter what then they can keep their big mouths shut rusty wallace doesn't drive for me boy!!! to make it easy for you, your choices are: cousin carl, matt the brat, da biff, the one with the hair, and the young kid. or my "other drivers" - gilligan and krapple.
A: Carl Edwards