Explain NASCAR to my mom?

Q: I dont know what to say. Write me a speech. Seriously. I mean it. I gotta go to this race.

A: 1) go fast 2) turn left 3) try not to hit anything 4) if you can catch one of them toyotas, put it in the wall 5) i don't care what else you do on the track, just don't wreck that junior kid :-]

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